A husband and wife are in their honeymoon suite.
They both undress; the husband instructs the wife to try on his pants.
Confused, she does so, only to discover that the waist is almost double the size of hers.
She says “I can’t wear your pants!”
He replies, “Ja, and just remember that, you can’t wear the pants in the family.”
She thinks a short while, and replies to him, “Try my panties on.”
He does so, only to discover they cannot go past his knees.
“I can’t get into your panties!” he says
“Yes, and thats the way its going to stay unless you change your attitude!“
The man is the head, but the woman is the neck! The neck turns the head any which way it wants!