My Hairy Back Tarantula – Champignon (french for mushroom) has been rather hungry lately, as spring is fast approaching.
I went to Petland at the Crescent; they did not have live pinkies, only frozen ones, so I chose this fully grown mouse (normally fed to snakes – can be dangerous to spiders due to teeth)
Fully grown mouse for supper anyone?
I tossed the mouse in…Let the epic battle of twisting and turning begin!
In about 3 seconds, my Champignon injected the poison into the helpless mammal, and it was all over.
How to keep your car safe – Durban Style
I arrived at Durban beachfront yesterday afternoon for my daily rollerblading session…
At first I assumed “bad learner driver”…
Then I thought “typical Durban Drivers”
Then, after chatting to the car guard,I discovered that this is an anti-theft mechanism. The double-cab bakkie’s doors do not lock, so, in true Durban slap-dash style, we have e new safety feature
You Gotta love Durban!! 🙂
Black man going to a fancy dress party.
Wife brings him a Santa suit.
“Take that back” he says, “there is no black Santa!”
She returns with a snow mans suit.
“Hells teeth!” he says, “when did you ever see a black snow man?”
So she returns once more, this time with a plank of wood
“and what the hell am I supposed to do with that?” he says –
She replies “Shove it up your arse and go as a Magnum!
Overcrowding in the government flats in Marian Ridge in near Pinetown in KZN, has lead to young couples having sex in the veld.
From phone sex to veld sex, the process of evolution is still clearly in effect. 🙂
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