Black man going to a fancy dress party.
Wife brings him a Santa suit.
“Take that back” he says, “there is no black Santa!”
She returns with a snow mans suit.
“Hells teeth!” he says, “when did you ever see a black snow man?”
So she returns once more, this time with a plank of wood
“and what the hell am I supposed to do with that?” he says –
She replies “Shove it up your arse and go as a Magnum!